Of course, in the interest of full disclosure, I did eventually go for a run. Because I'm a good girl, and I (mostly) do what I'm told. Still. Mmm.... Donuts.
I've now been staring at that picture of a running donut for 10 minutes without typing anything. I think we all know what's going on here. I may have mentioned it before. It's the dreaded MADNESS. Taper Madness. It's the week before "the big race," my mileage is cut way back, and I am left twiddling my thumbs trying not to go bat shit crazy before the weekend. I should be fine. I've been through this before. I know what to expect. Right?
Wrong. Because this time, there's more crazy. I'm travelling to the race. I'm meeting people for the first time. I'm sharing a hotel room with virtual strangers. Well, actually, they're virtual friends. As in, in the virtual world, they are my friends. But they are virtual strangers. I need a dictionary. Or a thesaurus. Anyway! (See? Brain. Crazy.)
Plus I actually trained for this race, unlike my previous half. Which makes me kind of have expectations. Or hopes, I guess. And hopes can get dashed. I don't want to be dashed. I don't even want to be Mrs. Dashed. (Have you ever had that stuff?)
I have 2 more miles to run this week, and then that's it until race day. That's insane. Who does that? That can't be right. La la la la la la la. Cows.
Bat Shit Crazy, people. From the Urban Dictionary:
1. batshit crazy
A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.
Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.
Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
Is it Friday yet?